Headlines You Never See – But Should

Here are some headlines that you never see — but, if the world worked as it should, you would see them regularly.

Psychic Wins Lottery – for Third Time!

God Appears to Sports Fans Worldwide – Tells them to Take care of Poor, Orphans & Widows then He Will Hear Their Prayers About their Teams

God Appears to Evangelicals – Tells them to Feed the Hungry, Clothe the Naked, Assist the Sick & Show His Love to All – Not Just to those they like

God Appears to Conservative Politicians – Tells Them to Leave Women’s Birth Control Decisions to Him

Christian Leaders Donate Their Income to The Poor, Saying God Will Provide All They Need

Supreme Court Reverses Citizens United Decision – Apologizes to Nation for Failure to See Difference Between People and Corporations

Republicans in Congress Resign & Apologize For Obstructing All Attempts by Obama Administration to Fix Problems Caused by Bush & Congressional Republicans

Congressional Democrats Show Spine & Stand Up to GOP Obstructionists

All Members of Congress & Senate Resign in Disgust with their Own Corruption – Bankers & Other CEOS Jailed for Bribery

and the list goes on..

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About Tim Gatewood

55+, male, widowed (May 2016). Mobile notary public and signing agent, freelance writer, and ordained minister. Science fiction and fantasy fan, willing servant to cats, avid reader and collector of books and other stuff. Please see my websites (including this blog and others) for more info on me and what I think about the issues of the day.
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