Now that I am leaving Freemasonry (look for a post about that here soon), I am thinking about what sort of club to join next. As “I’m not a fighter, I’m a lover” definitely applies here as long as you make that “lover of cookies,” I want to join a Cookie Club, not a Fight Club.
All of which raises the question: What are the rules of Cookie Club?
1) You can talk about Cookie Club as long as you pay your dues first.
9) Bringing stale cookies to a meeting of the Cookie Club is a court-martial offense and the offender will be referred to the nearest Fight Club. Likewise for anyone who brings cookies containing peppers, onions, or other non-cookie ingredients.
11) Members of the Cookie Club may propose new Rules at any meeting if the founder is present. Voting will be by simple majority with each vote costing one cookie given to the founder. Each member is free to stuff the ballot box with as many extra cookies as they choose. Only those cookies deemed to be full-sized will be counted as votes. New Rules that are approved will be sent to all the members of the Cookie Club who have an email address on file with the officers of the Cookie Club.
These are the Rules of the Cookie Club as adopted this day. If you want to join, send your dues to me.